Anonymous asked: Nelson, I find you extremely exciting and attractive. Is that okay with you?
LEAVE ME ALONE, OWEN.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll bring you lemons, because I love you
THIS IS MORE APPROPRIATE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you won’t be my valentine, I’ll baptize you
THAT IS VERY RUDE. I DON’T FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL.
Nelson Van Alden is one scary bastard.
HOW AM I SCARY? I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED.
No no, he means bastard in the manner of a negative insult. He understands you weren’t born out of wedlock.
It’s like a derogatory way of saying ‘person,’ Nelson.
And he’s frightened by your sternness and blunt behavior. Perhaps due to your.. um.. dedication… to your job and/or faith.
IT’S A TERRIBLE INSULT.
AND THERE IS NOTHING FRIGHTENING ABOUT BEING DEDICATED TO YOUR GOD AND COUNTRY.
(Source: redkoolloops, via jabberdoxy)
Nelson Van Alden is one scary bastard.
HOW AM I SCARY? I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED.
(Source: redkoolloops)
I THINK YOU JUST HAD A NEW NICKNAME BESTOWED UPON YOU, MEYER.
(Source: eeriewhisper, via theboardwalkempire)
jabberdoxy asked: Aren't you happy that you have fans, Nelson? :c That was a nice piece of art that they made for you.
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IS THAT :C SUPPOSED TO BE A SAD FACE? I DON’T THINK IT WAS ON THE CHART YOU MADE ME.
MY LATEST ART LOLOLOLOLOLL BEAST EVEAR!!111
i dreaw van alldin lololol iz beast druing yeat!!!1 OMG I DROO TEH LEOMONS SOOO GUDD!!!
FOREVER REBLOG!!!!!
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askalexroux replied to your post: askalexroux replied to your post: Hiya, Nelson!…
Sounds delightful.
I AM POSITIVE IT WILL BE.
askalexroux replied to your post: Hiya, Nelson! What do ya have planned for the weekend?
What are y’all doin’ in Chicago, Van Alden? Something fun and wholesome?JUST A LITTLE SIGHT SEEING.
